Cast
Bride
Isabella Reyes
Our bachelorette! SF girlie, 2023 bride, and honest lawyer, with a budding career as a TikTok star #weddingtok
“Now that I’m marrying my prince, this sleeping beauty is woke.” - Candiace Dillard Bassett
Maid of Honor & Isabella's College Best Friend
Melanie Manibo
Currently lives in NYC and googles things for a living.
“The shorter my hair, the shorter my patience.”
- Robyn Dixon
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Maid of Honor & Isabella's High School Best Friend
Monica Schroll
SF girlie that makes slideshows about molecules.
“I might be a doctor, but don’t test my patience.”
- Dr. Nicole Martin
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Officiant & Isabella's GBF
Brandon Cepress
Currently lives in NYC and sells the dream of being on the number one payment processing software.
“If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, at least check out my great ass.” - Carole Radziwill
Matchmaker and Isabella’s college roommate
Hillary Fujii
Currently lives in one of the hot new travel spots, Crested Butte, CO and is a hot yogi.
“I’m passionate about dogs, just not crazy about bitches.” - Lisa Vanderpump
Haaswife and lover of books, needlepointing, and Harry Styles.
Bridget Collins
SF girlie that is getting drivers out of cars.
“I’m stronger than anything in my way. Holla!”
- Heather “Holla” Thomson
Haaswife and Rome’s mommy
Christina Hernandez
SF girlie that molds young San Francisco minds.
“Now that I got my baby, that's the only crap I take.”
- Ashley Darby
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Haaswife and Queen of gift guides.
Jennifer Smith
Currently lives in Palo Alto and gets people to shop for a living.
“Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend, martinis are!”
- Dorinda Medley
Haaswife and southern belle
Paige McGee
SF girlie that cracks the whip on these nurses.
“If you want a seat at my table, you best mind your manners.” - Sutton Stracke